Nothing’s sweeter than the sound of kids laughing. So here are the 40 best dog jokes for kids that will, no doubt, give both little ones and you a serious case of the howling giggles.
Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs!
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s hard to run in squares!
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?
A: A greyhound buzz!
Q: Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?
A: Because “Frost” bites!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city?
A: A New Yorkie!
Q: Why is a tree like a big dog?
A: They both have a lot of bark!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A: A cockerpoodledoo!
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A: A golden receiver!
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him!
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Should we walk or take a dog?
Q: Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?
A: Because you might step in a poodle!
Q: Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote?
A: Because they always hit the paws button!
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!
Q: Why was the dog sweating so much?
A: She was a hot dog!
Q: What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: What do you call a great dog detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!
Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?
A: By itch-hiking!
Q:Which dog breed does Dracula love the most?
A: Blood hounds!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite dessert?
A: Pupcakes!
Q: What kinds of stores do dogs love the most?
A:Re-tail stores!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni pizza!
Q: Which dog breed chases anything that’s red?
A: A bull dog!
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper?
A: That’s ruffffffff!!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?
A: A trombone!
Q:What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?
A: “That hit the spots!”
Q: What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?
A: A flea market!
Q: What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-tastrophy!
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been out in the cold?
A: A pupsicle!
Q: What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?
A: Take the words right out of his mouth!
Q: Which breed of dog is the quietest?
A: A hush puppy!
Q: Which dog breed just LOVES bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Quit bugging me!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food?
A: Pooched eggs!
Q: Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
A: He kept seeing spots!
Q: Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chi-ha-ha!
Q: What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
A: Her pet-degree!
Joke Sources
- Enchanted Learning. “Dog Jokes and Riddles for Kids.”
- Fun Kids’ Jokes. “Jokes About Dogs.”
- Funology. “Animal Jokes.”
- Just Riddles and More. “Animal Riddles.”
- Kid Activities. “Dog Jokes.”
- Kids Jokes. “Dog Jokes!”
- Kids Spot. “Jokes for Kids: Dogs.”
- Short Funny. “Top 50 Dog Jokes.”
