23 wickedly funny Halloween memes parents are sure to relate to

In need of some funny Halloween memes? Break out the plastic skulls and spooky movies because it’s finally time for some Halloween humor. It’s the magical season when pumpkin spice becomes its own food group, it’s acceptable to communicate entirely in Halloween memes and your children run to you every 12 minutes with a different idea about what Halloween costume they want to choose. In other words: It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

Halloween, with its spooky antics and ever-shifting kid costume choices, offers parents both hilarity and challenges. Deciphering your child’s costume whims, sneaking candy, or deciding whether to coordinate Halloween costumes becomes the seasonal debate. Whether you’re a first-time parent or have been doing the trick-or-treat thing for years, we advise starting the Halloween season off with a laugh.

Here are 23 of the best and hilariously funny Halloween memes for parents.

1. The adults-only holiday (#iykyk)

2. It happens, people. Don’t judge

Me after eating a 2 lb. bag of candy. pic.twitter.com/IRdUCw9bI9

— yelisa (@beingyelisa) September 27, 2017

3. We cannot fully deny this

4. What happens after bedtime is no one else’s business

5. Add a little (pumpkin) spice to your life

6. It’s never too early to prepare kids for the real world

7. Wait, whose idea was this again?

8. All we need now is a few caramel apples

9. What do you mean candy corn isn’t an acceptable form of payment?

10. Forget everything we said before … but only long enough to get dad a Snickers

11. It turns out getting groceries delivered is just trick-or-treating for adults.

12. It’s a Halloween costume and a dad joke all in one

13. No wonder we all look like zombies

14. Sometimes reality is scarier than nightmares

15. At least you don’t have to hide your true identity

16. It’s DIY and we’re recycling — put that on your Pinterest board

17. Unlikable Halloween candy? Never heard of it

18. Children: Terrifying their parents for free since the beginning of time

19. Your mom when you forget your manners

20. There’s nothing to see here

21. Happy Halloween. Now keep moving

22. Enough with the Pinterest decor

23. Well… OK then

This morning I was playing “Halloween” with 5 who was dressed up like a witch, and she just handed me a fake piece of candy and said:

“Don’t worry, mommy and daddy are dead, we can eat as much as we want”.

— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) April 20, 2020