Ah, breastfeeding. There’s so much to share on the topic. The leaking. The drooping. The poking your baby in the eye with your own boob. (What? You, too?) When you’re a nursing mama, few things are taboo.
From ill-timed dad jokes about plentiful boobs to what happens when your breasts start leaking at work, here are 19 hilarious, all-too-real tweets and breastfeeding jokes that will bring you a laugh. Oh, moms. You’re amazing.
1. The Peloton has nothing on nursing
My baby turned 5 months on Sunday & I’m officially back to my pre second pregnancy weight 💅🏾 shoutout to breastfeeding cuz I ain’t workout a lick
— Julia Baker, M.S. Ed (@hogwartshawtie) June 16, 2022
2. The bar is pretty low when you can’t get up
Anyone who offers me a glass of water while I’m breastfeeding and therefore immobile is immediately a god tier best friend.
Pro tip: Avoid singing “Your milkshake brings all the babies to the yard” when discussing breastfeeding with your pregnant wife. They don’t think it’s funny.
