58 Easter jokes for kids

You’ve got the eggs. You’ve got the chocolate. You’ve got the baskets. But do you have a batch of Easter jokes for kids at the ready? (Note: You should.)

Whether you’re looking to make kids laugh or want them to have a few jokes in their back pocket for Easter brunch, we’ve got a list for you. From knock knock jokes to bunny — er, funny — puns, here are 58 Easter jokes for kids of all ages.

Easter bunny jokes for kids

What’s more weird than a rabbit that delivers Easter eggs?

A spelling bee.
How do you get a bunny to work overtime?

Simply raise its celery.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It was nice gnawing you.
What did the bunny get his wife for Easter?

A 14-carrot gold necklace.
Why did the Easter Bunny bring a pen to the party?

To draw some hop-art!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?

Hare spray!
Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show?

Because his TV was scrambled!
Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?

The bunny hill.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

By doing lots of hare-obics!
Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat out?

IHOP.
How does the Easter Bunny travel all over the world?

Via hareplane.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Via hare mail.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

Eggs-ercise.
How does the Easter Bunny deliver all those eggs in one night?

I don’t know, but it’s probably Easter said than done.
What does the Easter Bunny order at Starbucks?

Eggs-presso.
How did the Easter Bunny get his job?

He had eggs-perience.
How does the Easter Bunny stay cool in the summer?

He’s got hare-conditioning.
What does the Easter Bunny say after burping?

“Eggs-cuse me!”
Why did the Easter egg hide?

It was a little chicken.
How does the Easter Bunny stay safe?

He’s got a bunny guard.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion?

He eggs-foliates.
Why doesn’t the Easter Bunny celebrate Halloween?

It’s hare-raising.
What did one bunny say to the other?

You’re ear-resistable.

Easter egg jokes for kids

What do you call an unconventional Easter egg?

Egg-centric.
What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!
Did you hear about the egg who went to therapy?

It had shell shock!
How did the Easter egg win the art show?

He had some egg-straordinary paintings!

Easter knock knock jokes for kids

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna want to decorate some eggs?
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome Easter candy to me please.
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my Easter candy!

More Easter jokes for kids

Why happens if you tell a duck an Easter joke?

They’ll quack up.
How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter?

They can’t, because they’re eggs-tinct.
What should everyone drink on Easter?

Spring water.
What kind of bunny can’t hop?

A chocolate bunny.
What do you call a bunny with lice?

Bugs Bunny!
What kind of beans don’t grow in a garden?

Jelly beans.
What do you call a Transformer Bunny?

Hop-timus Prime.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear to Easter dinner?

Open-toad.
Why is everyone so tired on Easter?

Because they just finished a 31-day March.
What do you call a dancing chick?

Poultry in motion.
What kind of hotel rooms do chocolate bunnies reserve?

Sweets.
What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking away from you?

A receding hareline.
What do bunnies say when they come home from work?

“Anybunny home?”
What comes at the end of Easter?

The letter “r.”
How do bunnies travel?

By hare-plane.